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“I cannot assume you will understand me. It is just as likely that as I invent what I want to say, you will invent what you want to hear. Some story we must have. Stray words on crumpled paper. A weak signal into the outer space of each other.”
Jeanette Winterson, British novelist, Gut symmetries, Granta Books, 1997, p. 25. (tnx withnailrules)

Ending the year with a deep celebration, assume in the following that Plato is 2011, and Diogenes is 2012, be well friends

“Plato once said to Diogenes “If you had paid your respects to Dionysus, you would not be washing lettuces now,” to which,with equal calmness Diogenes replied, “If you had washed lettuces, Plato,you would not have had to pay your respects to Dionysus.”
:-)

Wildcat (via wildcat2030)
“Man is not going to wait passively for millions of years before evolution offers him a better brain.”
Corneliu E. Giurgea, Romanian psychologist and chemist. (via amiquote)